Archive for March, 2010

Naked Man standing front of the mirror

A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.

’2 inches more & I will be a king.’

Suddenly the wife comes in and says,’2 inches less and you will be a queen!’

A Relationship

A Relationship is not finding Gold or Silver among the Rocks of life
It is accepting each other as coal till Diamonds are formed with time–

By Johnson Gill
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Santa & Banta views on call girl

Adults Jokes in Hindi

Santa & Banta went 2 a call girl
Banta went in & cum out n said: Na my wife is better.
Santa went in & cum out n said:
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KISY DIL MEIN BASANA HAI

Love Urdu Shayari Sms

MUHABBAT KHUD BATATI HAI
KAHAN KIS KA THIKANA HAI

KISY AANKHON MEIN RAKHAN HAI
KISY DIL MEIN BASANA HAI

REHA KRNA HAI KIS KO
KISY ZANJEER KRNA HAI

MITANA HAI KISY DIL SE
KISY TEHREER KRNA HAI

GHARONDA KAB GIRANA HAI
KAHAN TAMEER KRNA HAI

MUHABBAT KHUD BATAI HAI
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Lips Mila Kay

New or Puranay Shadi Shuda Joray Me kia Faraq Hay Faraz
Ary New Jora Lips Mila Kay Sota Hay or Purana Hips Mila Kay

Larky or Larki Waly

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi
Larkewale: ”
Larka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai- aur 15000 ooper se kamata hai.”
Larkiwale :”Larki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai
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Sania Mirza says to shoaib

Sania Mirza says she doesn’t want kids now. Now, she wants to focus on
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HADITH

HADITH: (The performance of) Umra is an expiation for the sins committed (between it and the previous one). Bukhari

Darr laga rehta hai

Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai


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