February 27th, 2010 
Rajput Non Veg Text Messages
Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko Samjhate Hue Kehti Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho Woh Tumahre Liye Theek Nahi Hai”
Beti Boli: Maa Woh Ladka To Genius Hai Pakka Doctor Banega
Usne To Meri Woh Bimaari Bhi Door Ker Di Jo Mujhe Har Mahine Lag Jaati Thi.
February 27th, 2010 Rajput Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them
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In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with “What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?”
February 27th, 2010 Rajput Latest Blonde Jokes
Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, “Tokyo Disneyland Left”, so they turned around and went home
Posted in Uncategorized Comments Off February 27th, 2010 Rajput A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette’s word was quizzical. The redhead’s word was photosynthesis. The blonde’s word was dick.
Posted in Uncategorized Comments Off February 27th, 2010 Rajput On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
Posted in Uncategorized Comments Off February 27th, 2010 Rajput Funny Blonde Jokes
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.”
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.”
So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, “Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn’t smell like come to me.”
February 27th, 2010 Rajput Ghar ki Bell baji
BV ne Gown pehan kar jaa k darwaza khola to us k Shohar k dost ne andar aa k shohar ka pucha
BV boli:
Naha rahe hen
Dost:
Men 5000 tum ko Don ga tum apna Gown utaro.
February 27th, 2010 Rajput Funny Long Jokes
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who recommended him to take history or logical thinking class. (more…)
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