Archive for February, 2010

Do you know your dating William Hung

Q: How do you know your dating William Hung?

A1: He manages to tear your dress, trash your corsage and step on *both* your feet dancing, but that doggone goofy charm convinces you to give it up anyway.

A2: Despite his embarrassing performance in the back seat of his car, his earnest demeanor landed him a $25,000 porno deal.

More Celebrity Jokes

Humaray watan kay liye dua

Khuda kare ke meri arz-e-paak par utray
Woh fasl-e-gul jise andeishaey zawaal na ho

Yahan jo phool khiley, woh khila rahey sadiyon
Yahan khiza ko guzarnay ki bhi majaal na ho

Yahan jo sabza ugay woh hamesha sabz rahey
Aur aisa sabz ke jiski koi misaal na ho

Khuda kare ke na khum ho sar-e-waqar-e-watan
Aur uske husn ko tashvishay maosaal na ho

Har ek fard ho tehzeeb-o-fun ka audhaey kamaal
Koi malool na ho, koi khusta haal na ho

Khuda kare ke mere ek bhi humwatan ke liye,
Hayat jurm na ho zindagi wabaal na ho

Aur khuda kare ke meri arz-e-paak par utray
Woh fasl-e-gul jise andeishaey zawaal na ho

Marriage relation between man and women

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

More Wedding anniversary wishes,  Anniversary wishes quotes….

Sweet friends is forever friends

I
CARE
For
U

Bcoz

You
Are

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