Archive for February, 2010

Brighten your life, With This Holi

Holi Sms 2010

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy Holi …..

Happy Holi Sms

the rain not 2 fall ven clouds exist

How can u tell
the rain not 2 fall ven clouds exist?
How can u tell the leaves not 2
fall ven the wind
exists? How can u tell me not 2
fall in love ven u exis

lun na niklay

Aik totli aurat soot rungwane gai

or rung walay ko kaha: “Lun walay”

meray is chut may aisa lun dalna k

chut phut jaye magar lun na niklay”

Two blondes were in a parking

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!

Latest Free Holi ASCII Sms Jokes

Holi Sms 2010

_________ U’ve
!’–.___.–’! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
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Have a Nice Day!

Today Latest RABI-UL-AWAL SMS

12 RABI-UL-AWAL SMS

Hum hain apnay AAQA KA MILAAD MANANAY WALAY

‘Pagal hein wo hum ko kuud kush hamlon se daranay walay,

Wo bhool gae k hum hain nabi k chahnay walay.

Thak jao ge tum chirghon ko bujhatay bhujatay,

Hum hain apnay AAQA KA MILAAD MANANAY WALAY

(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ Lover
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
Prince”’

Holi filled with sweet moments

Holi Latest Holi Sms

Best wishes to you for a
Holi filled with sweet moments
and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

Budget allocates Rs 200 crore

Budget allocates Rs 200 crore to restore Goa beaches, when the Goa govt is trying to shoo away bikini babes from the beaches!

Is Underwear Ki Kya Garranty Hai

Ek Aadmi Garments Ki Dukaan Par Jata Hai Aur Underwear Maangta Hai

Shopkeeper Use Underwear Dikhata Hai

Aadmi: “Is Underwear Ki Kya Garranty Hai?”
Shopkeeper: “20vi Manjil Se Chalang Maar Ke Dekh Lo, Gaand Phatt Jayegi Per Ye Underwear Nahi Phatega“


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