Non Veg Jokes Sms
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Girl ………… Suno ! are you sure you luv me n no one else
Boy ……….. Dead sure ! i checked the whole list again
yesterday ..
Girl ………… To merey saarey luv letters wapas ker do
Boy ………… Is main sey jo tumharey hain nikaal lo …
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wife ………. (Ghussey main) Tumharey damagh main to sirf gobhar hi bhara hai
Husband … (Pyar sey) To phir itni dair sey kha kyon rahi ho
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Non Veg Shayari
anjoos ….. arrey yaar aaj main ney ek aadmi ki jaan bachai
dost ….. woh kaisey ???
kanjoos …… main ney ek fakir sey poochha, “agar hazaar ka
note doon to kyaa kareyga”, woh bola “khushi sey
mar jaoonga “, main ney bola ” jaa nahi deta “, is
tarah main ney uski jaan bachai.
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Hindi Non Veg Sms
wife …….. Tum bahar jaatey ho to hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband.. Oh don’t worry jaan jaldi aa jaoonga
Wife …….. Tumhari issi baat ka to darr laga rehta hai ….
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Patient …… doctor sb. aapki nurse bohat achi hai, uskey haath
lagatey hi main theek ho gaya
doctor ……. haan haan pata hai, thappar ki awaaz yahan tak
aayi thi …
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