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Hindi Holi SMS

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

HAPPY HOLI to you

Holi Sms in Hindi

One day to go…
Holi aane mein…
happy bath anniversary
and
HAPPY HOLI to U…

Non Veg Jokes Sms Collection of 2010

Non Veg  Jokes Sms

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Girl ………… Suno ! are you sure you luv me n no one else
Boy ……….. Dead sure ! i checked the whole list again
yesterday ..
Girl ………… To merey saarey luv letters wapas ker do
Boy ………… Is main sey jo tumharey hain nikaal lo …

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wife ………. (Ghussey main) Tumharey damagh main to sirf gobhar hi bhara hai
Husband … (Pyar sey) To phir itni dair sey kha kyon rahi ho

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Non Veg Shayari

anjoos ….. arrey yaar aaj main ney ek aadmi ki jaan bachai
dost ….. woh kaisey ???
kanjoos …… main ney ek fakir sey poochha, “agar hazaar ka
note doon to kyaa kareyga”, woh bola “khushi sey
mar jaoonga “, main ney bola ” jaa nahi deta “, is
tarah main ney uski jaan bachai.

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Hindi Non Veg Sms

wife …….. Tum bahar jaatey ho to hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband.. Oh don’t worry jaan jaldi aa jaoonga
Wife …….. Tumhari issi baat ka to darr laga rehta hai ….

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Patient …… doctor sb. aapki nurse bohat achi hai, uskey haath
lagatey hi main theek ho gaya
doctor ……. haan haan pata hai, thappar ki awaaz yahan tak
aayi thi …

More Non Veg Sms

Anti Misba & Major Rohail Adults & Gandy Sms

Adults Sms / Adults Jokes / Gandy Sms / Gandy Jokes / Naughty Jokes / Hindi Jokes / Gandy Latifey

Anti Misba & Major Rohail Adults & Gandy Sms

Anti Misba-
Aaj se sex krte waqat main
Tumhara LUN muu mei nhi
Dalu ge

Major Rohail-
Kyu Janu?

Anti Misba-
Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se
Mana kya hy
Anti Misba: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho
tu tum kia chaho gay?
.
Major Rohail: Offcourse Sex
.
Anti Misba:Acha SEX ur baki k 29 Minutes kya kro ge

Major Rohail:
Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu se
Smell aati hy
.
Dr.
“kamal hy jb main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”

Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k
aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi

Sardar: khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do

These Sms & Jokes only on Holi 2010 Gifts

ma chudaye aisi holi

Adults Holi Sms / Gandy Holi Sms / Adults Holi Jokes / Gandy Holi Jokes / Holi Jokes n Sms 2010

phagun mein jab aai holi
ek chut jhoom ke boli
koi mere sath bhi khele holi
lundo ne banai toli
raat bhar chut tatoli
subah uth ke chut boli
ma chudaye aisi holi

“~Happy Holi Sms “~

Hay Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday Sms

“happy birthday 2 U”

May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
AMEEN.

A great Life

ASCII Happy Birthday Sms 2010

@” ” “@ a
( ‘o’ ) CUTE
(@)_ “_(@) Bear…

Wishing u..

A great Life
With no worries….
No bad moods…

And

Happiness
always
***HAPPY BIRTHDAY***

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Bhang ki khushbu, thandayi ki mitahs,
rango ki bahar, holi ka tyohar aane ko taiyar,
thodi si masti, thoda sa pyaar, sabse pehle,
mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohar…
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As you drench urself in the colors of love;
May ths Holi replete ur days ahead!
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Pyar ke rang se bharo pichkari,
sneh ke rang se rang do duniya sari,
ye rang na jane koi jaat na koi boli,
aapko mubarak ho apno ki HOLI…

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1 biwi aur 3 bacche

Sardar Non Veg Jokes

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai

Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.

Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…


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