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Archive for February, 2010
Happy Diwali 2010
February 14th, 2010 
Rajput Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *
I am your girlfriend and
February 14th, 2010 Rajput I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day
plz make my day
February 14th, 2010 Rajput 
Go ahead and make my day.
Drop me a line and let me
know how you’re doing.
I’m sometimes
as slow as snail mail
in getting back to you,
but I want you to know
that I’m glad I met you.
I think about you
every day,
and I’m always
hoping the best
for you.
I look forward
to hearing from you.
You really know how
to make my day.
Muje biwi honay ka Ehsas dilao
February 14th, 2010 Rajput Adults Sardar Jokes
Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di or sardar je se boli:
“Muje biwi honay ka Ehsas dilao”
sardar ne bhe Jeans utaar de or bola:
Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao”
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Comments OffKisses r not kisses unless they r tasted
February 14th, 2010 Rajput Kisses blown r kisses wasted. Kisses r not kisses unless they r tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs r hated, but u can kiss me baby I’m vaccinated..
Bante wala soda
February 14th, 2010 Rajput For pepsi “shahrukh”
For coke “aamir”
For mirinda “vivek”
For fanta “rani”
& For Thums Up “Akshay”
Don’t worry
For Bante wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!
Pyar Ki Mahndi Say Rango
February 13th, 2010 Rajput Ghazal Sms free
Apnay Ehsaas Say Choo Kay Mujhay Sandal Kar Do
Main Kay Sadiyon Say Adhoora Hoon Mujhay Mukkammal Kar Doh
Na Tumhay Hosh Rahay Na Mujhay Hosh Rahe
Iss Qadar Toot Kay Chaho Mujhay Pagal Kar Do
Tum Hatheli Ko Meray Pyar Ki Mahndi Say Rango
Apni Aankhon Mein Meray Naam Ka Kajal Kar Do
Is Ke Saye Tallay Mere Khwaab Dhakk Uthain Ge
Mere Chehray Pe Chamkta Hua Anchal Kar Doh
Dhoop he Dhoop Hoon Main Toot Ke Barso Mujh Per
Is Kader Barso Merii Rooh Main Jal Thal Kar Doh
Jaise Sehrahoon Main Her Shaam Hawa Chalti Hai
Is Tarah Mujh Main challo Aur Mujhe Thall Kar Doh
Tum Chuppa Lo Mera Dil Oat Main Apne Dil Ki
Aur Mujhe Meri Nighaoon Se Bhi Ojhall Kar Doh
Maslaa Hoon Toh Nighain Na Churao Mujh Se
Apni Chahat Se Tawajjah Se Mujhe Hall Kar Doh
Jahaanpanaahh Tusi Great ho na
February 13th, 2010 Rajput Ganda Sms
Jahaanpanaah…
Tussi
;
;
Great
;
Ho
;
;
Tohafa
;
;
Kabul
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
Karo….
,,, (.” )
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