Archive for January, 2010

Say to yourself

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day;
now only every third or fourth day.’
When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods

Bache ki Gand Q mari

PoLice Mujram se=Bache ki Gand Q mari?
Mujrm:Jnab garmi ho gai thi or bacha khubsurt tha
PoLic=Bacha kahan hai?
Mujrm=Jnab Bacha khush hy or msg pr rha hai.

Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”
Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To TopUp* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.”


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