RSS Feed
TwitterTwo Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back
Archive for January, 2010
Joke on Lindsay Lohan
January 29th, 2010 
Rajput Lindsay Lohan is travelling from Kansas City to Toronto for the shooting of her new Movie A Woman of No Importance.
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.”
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry . . . we can fly
just fine on two engines.”
An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don’t worry… we still have
one engine left.”
Lindsay Lohan turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!”
Quiz Sms
January 29th, 2010 Rajput Q. What is Snoop Dog’s favorite weather?
A. Drizzle
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
Preity Zinta had Jump
January 29th, 2010 Rajput Preity Zinta had to jump the wall of a toilet at Delhi airport after
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
the door gets locked!
Pathan wrote a poetry
January 29th, 2010 Rajput Pathan gifted a card to his fathr on fathrs day,
and wrote a poetry on it :
phol to boht hain gulab jesa koi nahi,
mere baap to boht hain pr aap jesa koi nahi.
Kiss is purely organic
January 29th, 2010 Rajput KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for you.
MMWAAAH!
Have a nice day!
Sex is a game
January 29th, 2010 Rajput Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Posted in Uncategorized 
Comments OffFunny khan sab joke sms
January 29th, 2010 Rajput Major Rohail:
Khan sab yaha se Airport
Kon se bus jae ge
.
Khan:
20#
.
Maajor Rohail: Agr 20# na mele to..?
.
Khan:
Phir 10…10..# ke do pakr lena
Pathan ka experiment
January 29th, 2010 Rajput Pathan aik Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usey Ghaur Se Dekh Raha Tha …
Aadmi: Kya Dekh Rahe Ho… ??
Pathan:Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai.
