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GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA

1 dafa ka zikar hai 1 baray zalim Badshah ne elaan kraya k me dunya k sub raaz janta hun or sb se ziada aqalmand hun.

Jo koi khud ko mjh se ziada zahin samajhta hai me uska sar qalam kradunga.

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Pathan ko DRIP Lagi.

Jab Drip END hone lagi to usne apne bhai se kaha:

Jao SISTER ko bula k lao

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“I am not interested in mony.

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Sms on Girls

“Ye Dunia sirf

larkion k liye hai”

Larki zor se

hanse to

Khoobsoorati, Larka zor se hanse to

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Funny Pakistani Sheikh Sms

Ek Sheikh ne Arbi ko khoon de k jan bachai. Arbi ne usey BMW car gift kar di.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari, sheikh ne phir khoon diya, ab ki bar Arbi ne Ding Dong ka packet gift kiya.

Sheikh: Gusey se! Mercedez kyun nahi di?

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Hindi Non Veg Sms

Ek Buddha Medical Store Mein Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai

Buddha: “Aadhi Viagra Dena”

Sale Man: “Uncle, Aap Ki Umar Bhajan Karne Ki Hai Mandir Jao, Ye Sab Aapko Shobha Nahi Deta.”

Buddha: “Tum Salah Mat Do, Aur Jo Bola Hai Wo Do”

Salesman: “Par Uncle, Aadhi Viagra Se Kuchh Nahi Hoga”

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A Camel,

A Cow &

A khota Discusing Who’s The best

Camel Said

“I Move Heavy Loads”

Cow

“I Give Milk”

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Chand Raat Sms in Udu

Ham ap k dil main rehte hain
Is liye har dard sehte hain
koi ham se pehle ap ko wish na kar de
Is liye 7  din pehle

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